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We don't understand art


We don’t understand a lot of art.

We hold our hands up.

If Tracey Emin spat in a metal bucket and called it “Reflections of a brace” it would probably sell for £30,000 or something.

To us, it is spit in a bucket and we might give you £2 for the bucket if you wash the spit out first.

Damien Hirst chops a cow and a calf in half, floats them in formaldehyde, calls it Mother and Child Divided and earns a fortune. We call it a waste of good steak.

If people want to know why there is a credit crunch, one contributing factor is that some people, companies and organisations have no concept of the value of money.

It can be banks caught up in an orgy of reckless lending, or individuals whose spending habits defy belief.

When he was floating one of his first companies on the stock exchange, Duncan Bannatyne, of Dragon’s Den fame, was appalled at the opulence and excess of many of the City offices he visited.

It made him suspicious of their prudence and spending habits. His thoughts would appear to be justified.

When you earn £7 an hour on a building site, £50 is a lot: it represents a day’s tiring, back-breaking labour.

So when Hirst filled a steel cabinet with 6,136 pills, called it Lullaby Spring, and sold it for $19.2 million you know something is wrong somewhere.

Which brings us to Jaywick and Nathan Coley’s £40,000 “46 Brooklands Gardens”.

Whether this is a “bold and uncompromising sculpture,” or, as one person suggested, a “half-finished shed”, we will let you decide.

We will simply reaffirm our ignorance.

What do we know about “its barricade-like form, establishing a dialogue with the people and perception of the town”? But we do understand the resident who said the money could have been better spent on street lighting.

The arts have a crucial role in society and we are not saying taxpayers’ money should not be spent on them.

We simply ponder if this is really the best way to spend £40,000 in Jaywick.

And when someone tells you it is from an arts budget, not for regeneration, tell them your pounds filled both, so you don’t see the distinction.

The art piece may generate some thoughts and reflections, but it will not generate improved housing, warmth or social services in an area where more are needed.

As we say, we are just ignorant. But we do know we would prefer any arts money to be spent here rather than elsewhere in the county and so well done to those who brought it to the resort.


Your Say YourClacton

deleterious comments, clacton says...
12:29am Mon 5 Jan 09

Even more amazing is the fact its still standing, albeit looking slightly wet at times.
its lifespan allways was just a short 3 months at 46 Brooklands, its fate after, is still undecieded.
A school climbing frame,
sheeted in clear plastic it may be a greenhouse, who knows.
We can all love or hate various items or things in life, that is art imitating life in reality.
As No. 46 is almost halfway through its current lifespan, the white outside angular wood covering actually hides its multi coloured insides much like a Dr Who`s tardis.
No. 46 Brooklands, until you have looked all over it, it will not explain itself to you.
But if you want to look, be quick though, for if its gone, all that will remain is its ghost, one lost in wilderness of its chosen site in the epicenter of decay....
Nathan Coley its creator has had turner prizes for his work,
last years piece was called;
"There will be no miracles here",
that piece would have been more in keeping with the broken promises by TDC/IN-Tend and others, of allocating in excess of £1 million to Jaywicks needs.
In the space of less than 1 year, jaywick was expecting improvements, but as normal, it never recieved it.
"There will be no miracles here" will be remembered by far more Jaywickians than No. 46 Brooklands ever will be, but for true Jaywickians, for what they recieve, they will be thankfull for, if anything of credence is ever given.

GRINCH, West Clacton says...
10:57am Sun 18 Jan 09

That’s all people like you ever do deleterious is destroy just like your doing to your community, grow up sadman and stop spiting your dummy out when you don’t get your own way. Were still watching you.

Laughter is the best medicine 2, County wide says...
8:49pm Mon 19 Jan 09

Laughter is the best medicine 2

dodlebug, clacton says...
6:55pm Wed 21 Jan 09

Laughter is the best medicine 2 wrote:
Laughter is the best medicine 2
Now another name burit has what you hiding from Burit a little birdie told me you are soon to be ousted out of the scoot club because you are bringing a bad image to the club,

Sam the fireman, Big screen says...
9:32pm Wed 21 Jan 09

Pinky has it right.

http://uk.youtube.co

m/watch?v=ahAs9gegs0

M

dodlebug, clacton says...
12:02pm Thu 22 Jan 09

Oy Brut links dont work on hear dummy

laughter is the best medicine2, countywide says...
4:04pm Mon 9 Feb 09

This wet and windy Monday afternoon sees our much discussed art piece still glued to its first night site in Brooklands.

Despite all of it detractors, its disbelievers, its knockers from all sides, its warnings of being burnt on the first night, or of being desecrated by vandals, or by being used as a climbing frame.

It still stands as proud as it stood on its first night,
unscathed by no one except the many many visitors who came to view it, who took from its being, the sights held into everlasting memory, of memory that still does not believe it ever stood for what it represented, but not only did its visitors not quite believe at first sight what they saw,
nor will the visitors ever forget just what they did see.

So, in conclusion,
it done what it said on the box.
It said to the world,

Talk about me, talk about art, talk about Jaywick,
talk about cost, but talk about regeneration now we used 46 Brooklands to make Brooklands Famous.

First Brooklands, now the world.

We are ready.......lol.



Jerry Atric, where ever need be. says...
11:19am Tue 17 Feb 09

"So, in conclusion,
it done what it said on the box."

for all its knockers, for all those who said it would never last, well,
it did, it had, its now gone.

Like a spirit in the night,
the good fairies have moved it on.

In its places now is an empty void, but back to its origins once more.

Your sayYour Clacton

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