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Jaywick: Thief posed as make-up salesman

A THIEF pretending to be a door-to-door salesman stole a computer games console after tricking his way into a home.

The conman knocked on the door of the property in Lotus Way and said he was selling make-up.

He entered the premises and stole a Nintendo DS while the occupant was distracted.

Police advise residents to think carefully before letting anyone into their home.

To guard themselves against distraction burglars residents should make sure front and back doors are locked at all times, look for logos on vehicles and clothing, examine the caller’s identity card closely and use a door chain while checking it if possible.

Comments(17)

F O B `s says...
4:30pm Wed 31 Dec 08

this was really bad as the old peeple canot help themslfes

Frank En'stein says...
5:21pm Wed 31 Dec 08

F O B `s wrote:
this was really bad as the old peeple canot help themslfes
Is this you Ivan/Ian????
You must know why i'm asking!

crazyone says...
7:54pm Wed 31 Dec 08

He is Geyser now, Happy new year Frankie (thumbs up!)

FranK En`stein says...
9:00pm Wed 31 Dec 08

Frank En'stein, clacton says...
5:21pm Wed 31 Dec 08
F O B `s wrote:
this was really bad as the old peeple canot help themslfes
Is this you Ivan/Ian????
You must know why i'm asking!
F O B `s wrote: this was really bad as the old peeple canot help themslfes
Is this you Ivan/Ian???? You must know why i'm asking!

who are you asking and why !

I'm Ivan burit. says...
8:56am Thu 1 Jan 09

I'm the reel Ivan/Ian.
Everyone nose me just lock at my schpelin.

crazyone says...
9:48am Thu 1 Jan 09

I like it LOL

Frank En'stein says...
10:11am Thu 1 Jan 09

Ol Burit thinks that by adding a comma, an apostrophe or swapping capital letters for lower case ones he can fool people into thinking he is Frankie or crazy. lol

SAD MAN.........

He knows Frank and crazy can see him for what he is
A FAKE.
Johnny-come-lately.

But i seem to remember the saying that "IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY"

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
.

You really are not that smart Ivan/Ian.

ivan burit for parish council says...
1:51pm Thu 1 Jan 09

so your ivan burit then

who are you really, why are you promoting him for parish council.

ivan burit for parish council says...
1:55pm Thu 1 Jan 09

"But i seem to remember the saying that "IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY"

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha


so whos not that smart now
Frank E....

ivan burit for parish council will do just fine if you want to copy that one too.

I'm Ivan burit. says...
3:58pm Thu 1 Jan 09

So many peopel on here pretending to be me i'm fattered!
But i am the real ivan.

I AM JAYWICKS SAVIOUR!

I think all the hoi-polloi and plebs from the badlands should bow when they see me.
I've only been here for six years and i've done me redundancy money on a shed.

What's with sheens i rang up for a valuation and when i told the geyser JAYWICK he laughed at me and hung up.

















crazyone says...
7:13pm Thu 1 Jan 09

To much of the ol' juice mate.

I like the old saying "The rantings of a madman!"

Funk`Estien says...
7:23pm Thu 1 Jan 09

cut & pasted fron proboards102 today:-

Re: Welcome to our new`ish message boards
« Reply #1 Today at 6:01pm »
snide cryptic remarks, the rantings of a madman you rave and cannot hold a conversation without shouting and raising your voice!
Link to Post - Back to Top 193.200.150.45

admin of that site posted your reply.
So, lets all keep an eye open then...lol

crazypavin says...
7:58pm Thu 1 Jan 09

crazyone wrote:
To much of the ol' juice mate. I like the old saying "The rantings of a madman!"
crazy - crazy - crazy...

we ALL know you like too much of the juice sunshine,
and by your own admission, you like the rantings of a madman.

crazy, let me let you into a secret sunshine,
too much `ol juice sends you mad i`m afraid.

I dont drink, but by your admission, you do.

The Staus Quo is now complete.

crazyone says...
9:23pm Thu 1 Jan 09

we ALL know you like too much of the juice sunshine....HHMM hows that then?

deleterious comments says...
10:58pm Fri 2 Jan 09

HHMM as much as it takes,
as we ALL know,
as your kindly quoted.

deleterious comments says...
3:51pm Sun 4 Jan 09

all these wasted comedians on here.
crazypavin-crazyone
Frank En'stein-FranK En'stein-
Funk`Estien-F.O.B`s whats that for, Franks Other Brothers,
I'm Ivan burit-ivan burit for parish council.
can anyone tell me whats going on.

crazyone says...
6:36pm Sun 4 Jan 09

I would give up now Bruit, I would have thought that this paper has had enough of your rubbish by now.

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